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Good morning, Just got a 2L Mazda 3 Automatic. From all the blerb on Mazda site it says on avg 45% mpg!! I am currently getting 31.6 mpg. Costing me an absolute fortune in petrol. Does anybody else have an auto to compare with?? Thanks Andy

Nope. Apparently Mazda has the big brass ones to try to charge $40 apiece for license plate frames that have "zoom zoom" etched into them. Well, I decided to do one better. I took to my workshop and came up with this nifty thing. The plate frames are $10 cheapies from Autozone and the...

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? " The prostitute replies...

VWVortex.com - Chopshop: Project awd jetta coupe 35 pages of nutjockers but this build is insane and its frequent updates and custom work. amazing! amazing!

I had a shitty experience at the local dealership - they lied a lot and wouldn't budge on msrp. First off, I hate it when people lie to me. The dude kept saying how the tech package wasn't available because of a glitch and no mazdaspeeds had them.... um ok. He also said that they don't come...